Bridgesii Monstrose- 'Penis Cactus'

Sale Price:$34.90 Original Price:$39.90
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Looking for a succulent that's sure to raise eyebrows and spark laughter? Look no further than the Bridgesii Monstrose, affectionately known as the "Penis Cactus." This unique and attention-grabbing cactus, native to South America, boasts an unusual columnar growth habit and a form that, well, speaks for itself.  

Features That Will Make You Blush:

  • Unforgettable Form: Its elongated, columnar stems often grow in a twisting, contorted fashion, creating a truly unique and, dare we say, cheeky silhouette.  

  • Vibrant Hues: The stems typically start as a bright green and can develop a bluish or grayish hue with age, adding to its visual interest.  

  • Spiny Personality: Adorned with areoles bearing clusters of sharp spines, this cactus has a prickly personality to match its unique shape.  

  • Statement Piece: This cactus can grow several feet tall, making it a bold and unforgettable addition to any cactus or succulent collection.  

Easy Care for a Cheeky Companion:

  • Sunlight: Thrives in full sun to partial shade, making it adaptable to various growing conditions.  

  • Soil: Requires well-draining soil, such as a cactus or succulent mix, to prevent root rot.  

  • Watering: Water moderately during the growing season (spring and summer), allowing the soil to dry out completely between waterings.

Why You'll Love the Bridgesii Monstrose:

  • Conversation Starter: Its unique and somewhat humorous appearance is guaranteed to spark conversations and laughter.

  • Fast-Growing: This cactus grows relatively quickly, making it a rewarding addition to any collection.  

  • Easy Care: It's low-maintenance and drought-tolerant, perfect for busy plant enthusiasts.

The first photos serves a display purpose only. The succulent plant housed in the red pot comes in a 130mm diameter container. While the image provides a representative depiction of what you will receive, but may vary slightly because no two succulents are the same. 

Please note — NT, TAS, WA customers: please contact us before placing your order due to additional quarantine charges associated with these locations.                    View Shipping options

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Looking for a succulent that's sure to raise eyebrows and spark laughter? Look no further than the Bridgesii Monstrose, affectionately known as the "Penis Cactus." This unique and attention-grabbing cactus, native to South America, boasts an unusual columnar growth habit and a form that, well, speaks for itself.  

Features That Will Make You Blush:

  • Unforgettable Form: Its elongated, columnar stems often grow in a twisting, contorted fashion, creating a truly unique and, dare we say, cheeky silhouette.  

  • Vibrant Hues: The stems typically start as a bright green and can develop a bluish or grayish hue with age, adding to its visual interest.  

  • Spiny Personality: Adorned with areoles bearing clusters of sharp spines, this cactus has a prickly personality to match its unique shape.  

  • Statement Piece: This cactus can grow several feet tall, making it a bold and unforgettable addition to any cactus or succulent collection.  

Easy Care for a Cheeky Companion:

  • Sunlight: Thrives in full sun to partial shade, making it adaptable to various growing conditions.  

  • Soil: Requires well-draining soil, such as a cactus or succulent mix, to prevent root rot.  

  • Watering: Water moderately during the growing season (spring and summer), allowing the soil to dry out completely between waterings.

Why You'll Love the Bridgesii Monstrose:

  • Conversation Starter: Its unique and somewhat humorous appearance is guaranteed to spark conversations and laughter.

  • Fast-Growing: This cactus grows relatively quickly, making it a rewarding addition to any collection.  

  • Easy Care: It's low-maintenance and drought-tolerant, perfect for busy plant enthusiasts.

The first photos serves a display purpose only. The succulent plant housed in the red pot comes in a 130mm diameter container. While the image provides a representative depiction of what you will receive, but may vary slightly because no two succulents are the same. 

Please note — NT, TAS, WA customers: please contact us before placing your order due to additional quarantine charges associated with these locations.                    View Shipping options

Looking for a succulent that's sure to raise eyebrows and spark laughter? Look no further than the Bridgesii Monstrose, affectionately known as the "Penis Cactus." This unique and attention-grabbing cactus, native to South America, boasts an unusual columnar growth habit and a form that, well, speaks for itself.  

Features That Will Make You Blush:

  • Unforgettable Form: Its elongated, columnar stems often grow in a twisting, contorted fashion, creating a truly unique and, dare we say, cheeky silhouette.  

  • Vibrant Hues: The stems typically start as a bright green and can develop a bluish or grayish hue with age, adding to its visual interest.  

  • Spiny Personality: Adorned with areoles bearing clusters of sharp spines, this cactus has a prickly personality to match its unique shape.  

  • Statement Piece: This cactus can grow several feet tall, making it a bold and unforgettable addition to any cactus or succulent collection.  

Easy Care for a Cheeky Companion:

  • Sunlight: Thrives in full sun to partial shade, making it adaptable to various growing conditions.  

  • Soil: Requires well-draining soil, such as a cactus or succulent mix, to prevent root rot.  

  • Watering: Water moderately during the growing season (spring and summer), allowing the soil to dry out completely between waterings.

Why You'll Love the Bridgesii Monstrose:

  • Conversation Starter: Its unique and somewhat humorous appearance is guaranteed to spark conversations and laughter.

  • Fast-Growing: This cactus grows relatively quickly, making it a rewarding addition to any collection.  

  • Easy Care: It's low-maintenance and drought-tolerant, perfect for busy plant enthusiasts.

The first photos serves a display purpose only. The succulent plant housed in the red pot comes in a 130mm diameter container. While the image provides a representative depiction of what you will receive, but may vary slightly because no two succulents are the same. 

Please note — NT, TAS, WA customers: please contact us before placing your order due to additional quarantine charges associated with these locations.                    View Shipping options

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